The first god of The Ultimate Comment is the Dimensional Transfunctioner in Dublin. There are other many other transfunctioners around the world. In fact, it is likely that every major city or place of cosmogeographical significance has a transfunctioner. Nobody knows what exactly constitutes a 'transfunctioner', but they all seem to be tall, thin structures, that are visible from much of the surrounding territory. The Ultimate Comment's love of transfunctioners coincides with the spires of other religions: Christian steeples, Buddhist stupas, Muslim minarets, Hindu shikara, Egyptian and Aztec pyramids etc. which are generally assumed to symbolise striving for 'higher' states.
List of transfunctioners
- Dimensional Transfunctioner
- Crossroads Transfunctioner
- The Paris transfunctioner
- The Black Rock City transfunctioner
- The Prague transfunctioner (see picture)