The Holy Spoon

The Holy Spoon 🥄

Secret: There's not enough fun to be had

"Say it is a spoon and you affirm. Say it is not a spoon and you deny. Beyond affirmation and denial - what is it?"

Probably not to be confused with the Holy Spoon from the Catholic Church's communion rites, the Holy Spoon bears the greek word 'ΚΑΛΛΙΣTΙ', meaning 'for the fairest' made famous by the Golden Apple, also seen in Discordianism.

Much like General Miaow, the Holy Spoon is the general form of the specific reference.

On closer inspection of above picture of the Holy Spoon it would appear that there is in fact a large spaceship made out of something which could be giant Lego in the picture. This observation does not need to be clarified. The spaceship is a sign that the Mars journey is imminent.

It has been noticed that the form of a spoon is an elongated rod bit, which in all religions represents the master principle/the subject of a verb/the masculine/the imposing, united with a rounded hollow bit, which in all religions represents the passive principle/the object of a verb/the feminine/the receptive.


The Holy Spoon bears the word 'KALLISTI' meaning 'to the fairest'. This is a reference to the mythological Apple of Discord that sparked an argument between Greek goddesses over who was "the fairest" that ultimately led to the Trojan war. This story shows us how petty ego games and pride can lead to baaaad things. In this context, "there's not enough fun to be had" may mean that the ego can never be fulfilled, you can never accumulate enough fun, enough prestige, enough money or enough partners to satify your ego, so stop tryin'.

Leagan Gaeilge

Ainm: An Spúnóg Naofa
Rún: Níl go leor craic ar fáil

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Dimensional Transfunctioner
The Cat with the Fez
The Holy Spoon
Reality Fish
Thomas The Walking Head
A Magical Trumpet Called Bill
DXM Angel