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List of Known Secrets


The secrets of the gods were obtained through the "distillation" of ideas.

Secret of the Dimensional Transfunctioner "It's only my room if you're in it."

Secret of General Miaow "Impossible things keep happening"

Secret of Triangulon "Everything self-perpetuates"

Secret of the Holy Spoon "There's not enough fun to be had"

Secret of the Reality Fish The Only Division's Linguistic

Secret of Thomas the Walking Head "The World is Expecting Too Much."

Secret of A Magical Trumpet Called Bill "Laughing is always an option."

Secret of the DXM Angel "It's happening in the place."

The secrets being read out by a machine:

http://theultimatecomment.com/files/secrets.mp3

See also

Category:Confirmed Secrets