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Re: The big and dandy poetry thread

conor@nospam.com (Conor) — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 01:45:59 +0100

LA GITANA by ALEISTER CROWLEY
Your hair was full of roses in the dewfall as we danced,
The sorceress enchanting and the paladin entranced,
In the starlight as we wove us in a web of silk and steel
Immemorial as the marble in the halls of Boabdil,
In the pleasuance of the roses with the fountains and the yews
Where the snowy Sierra soothed us with the breezes and the dews!
In the starlight as we trembled from a laugh to a caress,
And the God came warm upon us in our pagan allegresse.
Was the Baile de la Bona too seductive? Did you feel
Through the silence and the softness all the tension of the steel?
For your hair was full of roses, and my flesh was full of thorns,
And the midnight came upon us worth a million crazy morns.
Ah! my Gipsy, my Gitana, my Saliya! were you fain
For the dance to turn to earnest? - O the sunny land of Spain!
My Gitana, my Saliya! more delicious than a dove!
With your hair aflame with roses and your lips alight with love!
Shall I see you, shall I kiss you once again? I wander far
From the sunny land of summer to the icy Polar Star.
I shall find you, I shall have you! I am coming back again
From the filth and fog to seek you in the sunny land of Spain.
I shall find you, my Gitana, my Saliya! as of old
With your hair aflame with roses and your body gay with gold.
I shall find you, I shall have you, in the summer and the south
With our passion in your body and our love upon your mouth -
With our wonder and our worship be the world aflame anew!
My Gitana, my Saliya! I am coming back to you!

Re: The big and dandy poetry thread

conor@nospam.com (Conor) — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 01:42:48 +0100

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Phrases that keep repeating in your head during psychedelic trips

conor@nospam.com (Conor) — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 20:54:54 +0100

Here are mine. Post yours!

hilariously erotic and erotically hilarious
the overlapping and underlapping corridors of consciousness
past the door that opens in, thru the door that opens out

Re: Which 8 gods?

foodforpenguins@nospam.com (autocentron) — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 05:52:38 +0100

They are:
Bashful
Doc
Dopey
Grumpy
Happy
Sleepy
Sneezy
and
Mr Crimptangulon, a.k.a Barnaby the Postman

Also be careful of the wolf in your life pretending to be your grandmother, It's a Disney world out there,

Re: Can music really save the world

thedivineredapple@nospam.com (cissymalfoy) — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 02:21:06 +0100

I truly believe that if more people danced to psytrance, and stomped positive enrgy into the earth, life could only get better.

Re: Psychedelic fish

thedivineredapple@nospam.com (cissymalfoy) — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 02:19:26 +0100

"The effects include vivid hallucinations within minutes of eating it which can last for days." - Holy Moly :O

Re: Use your imagination

thedivineredapple@nospam.com (cissymalfoy) — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 02:15:27 +0100

"This should be taught in schools.

Did you know that you can use your imagination to make existence more awesome?

Next time you're talking to someone boring, you can imagine a monkey sitting on their head.
As you're playing snooker, you can imagine the glowing lines of the paths the balls are gonna follow.
When you're walking down the road, you can imagine The Ride of The Valkyries blaring from behind you.

The more you do this, the more vivid your imagination becomes."

- I couldnt agree with you more.

If you allow your mind to wander as you stroll to work, you open your mind to an endless infinity of opportunity. You will appear to be happier, and will feel more at home. Home is in your head, and you need to decorate it with whatever you feel will make you happier. Be it music that makes you dance, a memory that makes you laugh out loud, or believing your life is a movie; in the words of Nike Just Do It.

Follow your bliss and you will find yourself.

Re: BZP is banned

thedivineredapple@nospam.com (cissymalfoy) — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 02:10:18 +0100

LOVE the "Me So Harney" picture!!! Fucking AWESOME. Ever since she removed all the mushrooms off our shelves, and sat fat and happy in the corner recalling bullshit fables of idiots who had no respect for the drug and "jumped out a window".

Honestly though, why spend money on BZP when there are better drugs out there??

Re: Which 8 gods?

conor@nospam.com (Conor) — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 16:39:09 +0100

You'll find their pictures in the banner at the top of this page and descriptions of them on our wiki.

Those are the eight gods of The Ultimate Comment, but of the 2800+ deities you mentioned, I personally believe in all of them