As you know, we'll be doing that thing we do at McGruder's this Satuday, the 13th. We will have a stall at the back, with the usual art and cake, and we will perform a ritual to summon Santa Claus into the body of a human being. It can be expected that Santa will then give out toys and sweets and we'll launch sky lanterns to carry Christmas cheer around the globe. Can you dig it?
Some issues to be resolved - First and foremost - who is gonna be the vessel for Santa's incarnation? We have the costume. Our usual Santa guy seems to be unavailable. We need cue cards so the audience can join in the invoking. We need to set a time to start the ritual and stick to it. We should make some fake snow to sprinkle on the crowd. (Shredded paper?) It was proposed that we give out hot chocolate (with marshmallows in it). Do we have a hotplate or camping stove? We need to get greaseproof paper, thin wire and maybe some bamboo and try building a sky lantern Everyone bring alll the fairy lights you can.
Comrade Insanoscopic and I are working on a secret project to blow some minds. I lift my wand and wave you From hill to hill of delight. My rosy rivers lave you In innermost lustral light.
Well it's like I said, "we'll be doing that thing we do at McGruder's this Saturday, the 13th. We will have a stall at the back, with the usual art and cake, and we will perform a ritual to summon Santa Claus into the body of a human being"
That's what happened last night. And it went very nicely. The ritual was very successful from the magickal perspectiv, but a bit uv a mess from the performace-art perspectiv. Cake and cookies were delicious - thanks Viv!