The Ultimate Comment declares all gods where number(gods) < 8 to be blasphemy
In the Republic of Ireland blasphemy is illegal as of yesterday. The new Defamation Act provides the following definition of blasphemy:
grossly abusive or insulting in relation to matters held sacred by any religion, thereby causing outrage among a substantial number of adherents of that religion
Since the Ultimate Comment holds the number of gods we have, that is, eight, to be sacred, and if someone pointed out to us that in fact, the notion of eight gods, one of which is a spoon, is quite ridiculous, we would obviously be insulted, any mention of any or no gods where the number of them is less than eight in Ireland and/or one of these gods is not a spoon is now ILLEGAL in the Republic of Ireland and subject to a fine of €25,000.
Our first target will be the Church of Dermotology in Ireland. They worship Dermot Ahern (which by the way also happens to be grossly insulting to all of us). We intend to pursue this to the full extent of the law, with possible public lynching involved.
Comments
| autocentron
11 Jul : 18:41 Reply to this | NOT mentioning the 8 gods is also tremendously insulting to me, so any conversation about anything else is illegal. Also any silence or other activities not related to the Ultimate Comment. |
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